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FOOD SURVEY (Must be over 12 to read.)

How do you feel about golden Oreo’s?
Don’t care for Orea’s.

What is your favorite dessert topping?
Don’t do desserts.

What is your favorite flavor of bubble gum?
Double-Bubble when I was a kid.

Favorite cheese? Medium Tillamook cheddar or American (GAWD! I can hear the booing over my internet connection!)

Favorite Lunch Meat? Baloney! The stuff that’s on sale.

Favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Road (With almond chunks and little marsh mallows)

Best looking food? Perfectly roasted turkey. MMM!

Best food to put cheese on? Chef Boyardee Spaghetti

Best sexual food?
Never had sex with my food. How the hell do tell the sexes apart?

Best tasting drink in the summer? Gatorade

Best tasting drink in winter? Hot Cocoa

Best food for a night out with friends? Cheese Fondue

Best foods to eat with a roll? Philly cheese steak IN a roll.

Messiest food, in your opinion? Whole broiled shrimp

Easiest food to prepare? Kow Tum. (Rice soup)

Cheapest food you ever ate?
Mutton… ugh! I was SO poor and SO hungry!

Most expensive food you ever ate? Can I add the cost of the hospital stay to price of the food?

Stinkiest food you ever ate? Laotian bamboo soup

Favorite dipping sauce? Sriracha

Best pizza topping? Canadian bacon and pineapple

Favorite potato chip flavor? Pringles cheddar

Most toxic substance you ever ate?
300 fresh Psilocybin hand picked mushrooms. WHOA!! What a rush!

Most calories you ate in one meal? 2900 at a greasy spoon in Lafayette. The grease was solidifying half way through the meal! Could have saved the grease and cooked for a WEEK!

Favorite soda? Nehi Orange

Favorite flavor of juice? Grapefruit Juice

Favorite Vegetable? Um… hard one! I really like veggies and to crown one of them Miss Best Vegetable would be difficult.

Favorite fruit? Apples. Maybe grapes from my yard, possibly Bing Cherries from my tree IF I can get them before the birds!

Worst canned food? SPAM! But I eat it every month because you MUST embrace the Spam things of life or they will control you. Yeah! Like that!!

Best side dish? Cranberry sauce. Used to make it from fresh cranberries but the last couple of year they have been old and tasteless. You should NOT be told to add lemon juice to cranberries to Bring out the taste!” If they are not storage unit dead it’s not needed! So I do canned cranberry sauce now even though it’s sweeter than I like.

Worst fast food restaurant? ALL! If only the product matched the pictures. But they don’t!!

Best restaurant?Tommy’s here in Mac. OMG! His breakfasts are to die for! One cook, that’s Tommy and every plate is done to perfection!

Best smelling food? Marijuana Brownies. Beef Pho. Biscuits and gravy

Favorite appetizer? WTF is an appetizer? I’m a senior citizen! An appetizer IS a meal!!.

Favorite cookie flavor? Oatmeal, preferably Archway

Favorite cake flavor? Dutch chocolate, no icing, drench in Hershey’s chocolate syrup.

Favorite pie flavor?
Savoury = Fresh picked Huckleberry or Elderberry
Sweet = hand picked wild Cherry

Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? I spill enough food when I’m eating without add more loose shit.

Ketchup or Mustard? Dijon mustard, regular mustard or Chinese mustard.

Best food to have on a date? Corn nuts and garlic dip. Just kidding, I choose popcorn.

Most share-able food? JELLO! Grabbing handfuls out of a huge bowl and… no wait.... spaghetti, like in Lady and the Tramp cartoon? Really though I have not found anything that can not be shared!

Last updated September 28, 2015