A former Od’r mentioned on Facebook that she wondering if Mercury was in retrograde. A quick check of the Old Farmer’s Almanac - it is not. Next retrograde starts September 17th.
You could have fooled me. I have seen more stupid human tricks in the last few days than I can remember in my lifetime. Mostly driving. Cars that start in the left turn lane into a parking lot turning right, crossing four lanes of traffic only to reverse and end up back in the left turn lane. Cars that come to stop signs and magically keep driving while the driver appears to be giving himself a blowjob.
At Shaw’s - a chain grocery store for those of you who don’t live in the northeast US - I watched a 60 year old man going into the store walk right into the “out” door. With not great results.
I don’t go through intersections without a triple check both ways and my foot hovering over the brake.
It is the death knell of the human race. Those fucking stupid phones.
I am old enough to remember having to actually dial a number. I spent 15 months in Korea and talked with my parents twice. Five minutes at a time.
I spent six months on a aircraft carrier and never talked to any of my family or friends.
Now, people claim PTSD if they have to go three hours without being able to talk to their BFF.
You can unplug.
This stupid virtual umbilical.
You will not die if you cut it once in a while.


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