It started out with this guy from OKCupid who is actually real who I have been talking to. I was supposed to be meeting him at a certain time but I was at home and I was bored so I decided to go to his house like an hour early. When I got there there was this short ugly girl there who was his friend who was judging me and I was sitting at his computer and I was AOL instant messaging some other guy (who isn't a real person) kind of flirting. Then, the guy who's house it was came back and he was all about to have a romantic date and then he sat down at his computer and I go "Sorry there is that AIM conversation with another guy right there, LOLZ" And he was like "Oh, I didn't even see that". Then he read it and got really mad but instead of saying anything he just decided to invite a bunch of his friends over so they could all ignore me. I was like "Dude I thought we were having a date?" And then everyone was staring at me in a mean way so I decided to just leave.
And then as I was leaving it was the middle of the night and the underground looked really weird like there were a ton of escalators and it was really bright down there like florescent lighting and there was no one else around. Then I was thinking about how much I liked that guy and how much I screwed up and why do I always screw things up. The other guy was only good for a lay and I didn't even want it that bad.
Then all of a sudden I was sitting at some picnic table with a bunch of people and my friend Callie. We started talking and eventually we got to the subject of her ex-boyfriend. I don't remember what was said but I think I said something like "What did he do, kill himself?" and she nodded. And I was like "What? Seriously?" Then some other guy chimed in and said he went missing for a month and then someone finally found his body at the banks of some river with a bunch of pills. And I was so struck I started crying and Callie started crying. I secretly wondered if Callie was the reason he killed himself. I said , "Well ok. I need a cigarette" And it was an American Spirit from the yellow pack. And the cigarette, when tried to light it, instead got all burned and didn't light properly and it tasted like really really burned food. I told Callie about it and she told me to suck it up. I tried to smoke another one and the same thing happened and I got so pissed.
Then I was in my apartment with Titty and Jonas and we were all sitting around the table drinking wine and smoking but oddly there were windows. Suddenly the room started shaking and I asked if they thought there was an earthquake going on. At first they didn't think so but then the shaking got so bad that they agreed there must be something happening. All of a sudden my building started gliding because if you looked out the windows you could see trees and stuff passing by like when you're in a car. (We were obviously not in New York) Then finally, we crashed into something. We all left the house which was now like a tiny little brown house on wheels and saw that we had crashed into a rock. The front of my house was like the front of a truck and it got hit and there was yellow pus foam stuff oozing out of it and I was like "We are so fucked"
Then I woke up. Wtf.
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