Mötley Crüe - I sometimes forget what an incredibly tight band they are.
Things I am currently and officially tired of hearing about:
- Taylor Swift, Lady Gag Gag, Nikki Minajasourus, Katy “look at my tits” Perry
- The Confederate Battle Flag
- “Bouncie” Knowles and her mouthbreathing assclown of a husband Kanye
- Sean “Whatever he is calling himself these day” Combs
- The fucking Rainbow Flag
- How put upon black people are
- White privilege
- CBSNBCABCFOXMSNBCPBS
- Massholes and New Yankers clogging my roads. The roads I navigate all winter and never see one of those license plates and as soon as the weather is nice I see nothing but those license plates.
- “Magic Mike” commercials. Channing Tatum. It is a good thing he has a great body and a hot wife, because I saw him on a talk show and he has the personality of a dish towel. You know, the one in the back of the drawer that you never use?
That being said, I am feeling pretty good. Starting to really get into Game of Thrones. I am in love with Daenerys. It took a few minutes for my pulse to go back to normal after the fire scene. Jeebus that little girl has a body.
Keeping up with my peeps all over the country.
I cleaned all the hard floors in my apartment, which seems like way too much work when you start but really doesn’t take that long. The apartment is “de-catted”, but I am sure as I move furniture while steam cleaning the carpets I will find little Easter eggs of hairballs and cat vomit.
I need to weed wack out back, and out front if truth be told.
Although the front isn’t supposed to be my problem. Dudes wander around all week with weedwackers and don’t seem to do anything other than make noise.
Today could have been a beach day. The state of Maine has a year round population of 1.33 million. More people live in Manhattan.
The morning news said based on patterns and the fact is was going to be a nice weekend we could expect an additional million to come pouring across the bridges today.
Which for Mainers makes this the a weekend to just stay home.
I need to go to Wally World for charcoal. But I won’t. Because folks from away spend a day or so getting here then immediately go to Wallyworld. Because, you know, nothing really says “Summertime in Maine” like a trip to a big box store based out of Arkansas.
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