The TMI Sex Survey in Surveys

Seen this one and thought it could be fun. We’ll see.

1.) Have you ever used a sex toy in bed? Yes. We have a vibrator and a french tickler that I really like a lot when there’s time to play.

2.)When was the last time you masturbated? It’s been awhile. Maybe that’s what I need…LOL

3.)If you could have only one type of sex for the rest of your life, what would you choose; oral, anal, or regular? Regular. No greater feeling in the world than when you become one with the one you totally love.

4.)Hair down there or all bare. I keep myself neatly trimmed.

5.)What’s your favorite position?I love my arms wrapped around him, holding on for dear life!

6.)Do you prefer your partner wearing make-up or none at all? I’m not crazy about make up on a man, although I have seen traces on men that looked nice.

7.)Do you sleep in pajamas, undies, or nothing at all? Usually shorts and a tank top.

8.)If you could ever only sleep with one celebrity, who would you choose? Johnny Depp. I bet he would be all I’m imagining :)

9.)Have you ever felt jealous over seeing your partner talking to another member of your gender? I have, once or twice but not usually.

10.)Would you be jealous if you ever saw your partner making out with a really member of his/ her gender?Probably, since we’re married. But that ain’t gonna happen. May catch him with a member of the opposite sex someday but not the same sex. It. Will. Never. Happen.

11.)Of all the things you’ve done in the bedroom, what is your favorite?Falling asleep on the chest of the man who loves me.

12.)Have you ever woke up to someone you regretted sleeping with?No but I was slipped something in my drink and woke up with this morons pants on. Meaning that while I was non-responsive, he had me. Fucking raper!

13.)What’s more important, chest or butt?Physical traits really mean not much to me. What’s inside is what’s important.

14.)If you could choose between your partner being slightly overweight or slightly underweight, which would you choose?Probably slightly over. I want ‘em healthy looking.

15.)Have you ever woken the neighbors because you were so loud in the bedroom? No, I’m sure I haven’t.

16.)Have you read 50 Shades of Grey? Did it turn you on? Loved the books and love the movie, but I wouldn’t say I was turned on by it.

17.)Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes, many moons ago

18.)Do you like it when your partner is the dominant one in bed or do you like leading things?I love a man in charge but I’m not bashful about letting him know what I enjoy.

19.)Have you ever had anal sex? How did it go? Once, when I gave myself completely to someone. I will never again give myself that deeply to anyone again though.

20.)When was the last time you went to a strip club? When I was 20 years old.

21.)Do you think you could give your partner an orgasm only by touching her breasts and kissing her?My partner is a he and I think I could do this…LOL

22.)Do your partners feet turn you on? No, it takes a little more than that.

23.)Are you a virgin? If not how old were you when you lost your virginity? 14

24.)Who did you lose your virginity too? What was the experience like?It was to a guy I crushed on forever before and it was painful, but very well worth it.

25.)Which are the three people of the opposite sex that you find most attractive?
Tony
Tony
Tony…even though I hate him right now, I still find him physically attractive to me.

26.)Have you ever been forced into having sex? Yes, but I won’t elaborate.

27.)How many sexual partners have you had to date?Very few people that I have ‘dated’. Not that I haven’t dated a lot but I’ve had a lot of one night stands.

28.)Do you masturbate? How often? Rarely

29.)Have you ever forced yourself sexually on a person? No, but I’ve made them want me before.

30.)Have you ever had sex with someone significantly older or younger than yourself? yes & yes

31.)Describe a sexual fantasy you would like to fulfill someday. Sex on the beach with the ocean splashing down around us.

32.)Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes.

33.)Have you ever had sex with someone related to you? No

34.)Have you ever picked up someone from a singles bar? No

35.)Have you ever had phone sex? Yes

36.)Do you browse porn on the internet or on television? Not alone but I’ve watched before with my partner, whomever it may be at the time.

37.)Which are the three people of the same sex that you find attractive? A bunch of my daughters friends are attractive but this one lesbian couple that are good friends of her are both totally hot!

38.)Have you ever paid for sex? No

39.)Have you ever provided sexual favors to get anything in return, money or some benefit? Not that I can recall.

40.)If your boss promised you the promotion you were very keen to get but, insisted you spend the weekend with him, pleasing him sexually, would you agree? Depends on the boss and what the job might be.

41.)Is there anything you would want to change about the way you look through plastic surgery if you could afford it? I’d get my boobs done. Not enlarged; just put back up where they belong.

42.)**Would you pose nude for Playboy/ girl if they promised you $1,000,000? Yuppers

43.)Have you ever been part of a sex orgy? Nope

44.)Have you ever tried Tantric sex? I’ll have to look that one to see.

45.)Have you ever cross dressed? Um, no

46.)Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have been born the opposite sex? I dreamed of it a lot when I was younger, and my brother was allowed to do shit I couldn’t.