As very few people know, sometimes I am prone to very strange dreams. The ones I’ve recently been having are odd enough in their own way. I have actually begun dreaming about eating muffins and cakes now. LOL!
What is truly perplexing to me is the first dream, I remember WANTING to eat a muffin and saying ‘oh noooo I can’t do that’ yet, made a beeline in the dream for the muffin counter. Almost immediately in the dream I get this feeling of dread like omg I TOTALLY SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE/EATEN THAT!!! and that feeling never really left.
Until I woke up. And then it was all like a bad dream in which I had cheated BUT NOT. So the audible sigh of relief there was very real.
Most people might just leave it there but then I had to wonder… wtf is wrong with me?
You would think that most people, if they got to imaginary cheat in their dreams and eat LOTS OF YUMMY THINGS that it would just be OOOOH CAKE!!!! YUUUUMMMM MUFFINS!!
What is up with me not even being able to enjoy fake imaginary muffins?
Pfft.
I feel a bit ripped off left, right and center here.

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