Ok, so, you know how if you see a jar of jelly beans with a sign that says “guess how many jellybeans are in this and win some stupid shit or other” how you can’t help but guess? Sure you might not pony up a buck or let the gang know that you’re thinking about it, but you’ve got a strategy like beans plus velocity equals mass, so there’s 4,971. Yes, you don’t know why velocity is in the equation, but you feel compelled.
This is sort of like that only different, like no jelly beans or jar or winning stupid shit.
Suppose that just one song could send someone into therapy, which one do you think does it the most frequently? I put number of jellybeans amount of thought into this.
- Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy for sheer O M G-sus Fuck. Hmmm, O M G-sus fuck-edness. You know what I mean. If you don’t go look it up on youtube, but don’t blame me if you go into therapy.
- Whiter shade of Pale. It’s by and far the most popular song that no one knows what the fuck it’s about.
- The Star Spangled Banner. No one can sing that fucking song.
Ok, so how many jelly beans am I thinking of.
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