LOOK @ ME! LOOK @ ME! in Adventures From Prison

I’m starting to feel unloved. Mom keeps telling me how many views I’m getting each week, but for me that doesn’t mean too much. I’m all about the details. Soooo, if you’re following me please drop a comment letting me know a bit about you. Just age, sex and location would be awesome. Then, if you like me and what I have to say, tell a friend or two to check me out. Obviously, being stuck behind two fences and surrounded by trigger happy government employees, I can’t easily spread the word about what I’m trying to do here so a little help would be AWESOME!! Ideally, I’d love to see 50 to 100 individual readers by years end, but it won’t happen without your help and support!
I figure that since I’m asking you to put yourselves out there for me, I’ll give you a bit more of my background. Before I got locked up, people were posting lists about themselves on Facebook and other venues, so I’ll follow suit, even if I am being retro.
1. I’m six feet tall, have a 24 inch shoulder span, and now weigh under 300 pounds. My hair is short, blonde and balding while my beard is thick and reddish brown – often I find myself wishing for the reverse to be true.
2. I have a B.A. in English and 95% of the science requirements needed for Medical School. I scored a bunch of 9’s and 10’s on my MCAT but some how bombed my essay…(yeah I know).
3. I love comic books. I plan on sharing this with my four nephews and hopefully take them to numerous comic-cons and other geeky-cool events. If none of the four are interested I will likely weep…then go alone to pick up. Cos-Play women where being a convicted computer criminal who spent time in Federal Prison will make me the coolest guy at the convention and guarantee me at least 5 phone numbers. (Even geek women love a Bad Boy…I hope).
4. The American Eskimo Dog is my favorite breed. They are somewhat more manly than a poodle or Chihuahua (at least that’s what I tell myself when all of the guys walking German Shepherds, Labs and Pitbulls laugh at me and my white fuzz ball).
5. If I could go anywhere it would definitely be Victorian England. That was at time when the idea of Ghosts was in vogue, when writers could find wealthy patrons and technology was beginning to bloom and really change the world. (of course with my luck I’d step out of the time machine, fall into a sewage clogged Thames, contract smallpox, and die before even attending one of Charles Dicken’s readings).