Oooh ooh ooh, seen Supermarket Guy today. I was all flustered.
This is the first time i’ve been back in there, since that day he served me, and i thought i felt some feels between us.
That supermarket is near the branch of work that i’m not working in very much anymore, so if i wanted to go there, i’d have to go out of my way a bit.
But today i was doing a rare shift in that branch, so i was like “yo, i’m gonna just stroll in there after work, and get some cakes, and maybe see Supermarket Guy”.
Got a lift there from a workmate, cos they happened to be going too. So when i walked in me and her were together, and chatting, which made me look good/popular. He just happened to be by the door! Caught each other’s eye as i walked in, and i managed to be smooth, just smiled and continued chatting with my ‘friend’!
It was awesome. Then i just leisurely did some selectively impressive shopping such as camembert (classy), a new bath sponge (seductive). I was trying to sneak a peek at which till he was on, so i could casually happen to wander down THAT aisle, but i couldn’t see him so i just went to a random!
Then i clocked him, he was on self-service nanny duty, to help people who are scared of self-service checkouts (like me). The prospect of having to flirt, AND go to a self-service was a bit much, so i just decided to say in the random till line! He was RIGHT there though, and we both knew it. Haaah. It was quite amusing, for a person whose romantic life is as stone dead as mine.
So yeah i get excited over tiny things like this. Maybe he’s just Friendly Self-Service Guy! I could hear him chatting away to every customer, so yeah… god knows. But it gave me daydream material to keep me going for a while, so i don’t care!
I’ve reactivated my dating profile by the way. I’ve not bothered to even mention it, cos it’s been such a non-event. I’ve gotten hardly any messages (apart from the usual absolute drivel), and furthermore, hardly any VIEWS, even. Which is a bit worrying. I think i’ve officially become one of those “oh god, are THEY still on here?” people. There are loads of those, and i didn’t think i’d ever BE one.

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