Flash friday, a day late and unprompted in Flash Friday
- Jan. 31, 2015, 9:34 p.m.
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“ So, if you could get away with any crime, what would do?”
“You mean like kill someone?”
“Jesus, why does everyone go straight to murder?”
“Maybe it’s the tedium of the question, I mean when I was learning how to drink and trying to grow a beard, that’s the sort of shit we’d sit around and talk about, that or girls, on account of there never being any mixed company and us being horny teenagers.”
“Yeah, well, now you know how to drink, shave and still can’t get laid. Forget person to person crimes, any property crime that you would be gurenteed to get away with, what’d be?”
“Steal a shit ton of money.”
“There’s the problem of spending it.”
“You said I’d get away with it.”
“The crime, not the stupid mistake amateurs make afterwards.”
“Hmmm. Stupid question as it is you’re trying to make me sound banal.”
“No, you’re doing that.”
“Ok, I’d sneak into the FBI files and change all the black-outs of redacted text into emoticons.”
“That’s a good one.”
“What about you?”
“Sneak into Disneyland after hours and make chalk outlines of Goofy, Mickey, Minnie, Pluto and Johnny Depp.”
“You’re a sick puppy.”
“Arf.”
Deleted user ⋅ February 01, 2015
:-) If I could committ any crime I would sneak into a huge bank and pay off people's mortgages by adjusting their accounts in the computers . Then I would send huge donations to animal shelters and send all the customers with tiny bank accounts considerable sums of money to redistribute the wealth.
Nash ⋅ February 01, 2015
Love the emoticons idea.
Spilledperfume ⋅ February 07, 2015