NJM 9 in NJM 2013

What was the most creative excuse you've come up with to get out of a date, an appointment, or doing a task?

I'm not much of a fabricator, so I really suck at this one! LoL I've threatened to call in to work and tell them I have anal glaucoma. I just don't see my ass coming in to work today! LoL I'm too much a believer in karma to make up excuses to get out of doing something. It always come back to bite me in the ass later on.

The new editor is making my sentences all wonky. Combined with Google's "improved" keyboard... Yeah. Sorry...