i woke up feeling extra spicy today
Wal mart:
Do you sell wood chippers?
Yes we do.
Big enough to fit a 210 lb. body?
...um...
Dollar general
"Will this be all for you?"
gods no, i'm just dropping this off so i can go get round 2.
5 below:
Welcome in sweety!
i dont recall giving you leave to address me in the familiar!
You will call me sir, or Ms. Jackson if you're nasty! Judging by the quantity of tatoo's around your belt line, i should address you as bio hazard...
random cop:
do you know why i pulled you over?
If you cant remember, i'm not gonna help you try.
can i get your name?
no! its exclusively and there are heavy fee's and penalties for unlicensed use.
i cant wait for the halftime show...
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