Ranma newhalf in The irresistible urge to rant, riff and ramble

Me: You know how you’ve observed that I prefer non-girly girls, and how I seem to have a fascination for red hair?

Caffeine: suspiciously Yes?

Me: So I found my dream girl.

Caffeine: Well, that explains me, then.

Me: So… this is us?

Caffeine: Wouldn’t that make it selfcest?

Me: ~dodgy voice~ Yes. What do you say?

Explanation:

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