Me: You know how you’ve observed that I prefer non-girly girls, and how I seem to have a fascination for red hair?
Caffeine: suspiciously Yes?
Me: So I found my dream girl.

Caffeine: Well, that explains me, then.
Me: So… this is us?

Caffeine: Wouldn’t that make it selfcest?
Me: ~dodgy voice~ Yes. What do you say?
Explanation:

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