What's good for the goose.... in The irresistible urge to rant, riff and ramble

I could probably open an entire new book on these:

Saw this:

and my first thought was

because when you need them you’re hovering by your messenger and they don’t know you need them yet

and my second was

wait this is why when they need you they leave messages for you asking for your help

and my third was

you insensitive, hypocritical git