Things to do: in Nothing ends

1. Buy tickets to craft beer festival as xmas gift for myself
2. Brew double ipa before the 30th of december so it can be entered in the Home Brew Nationals.
3. Win that shit.
4. Get a new passport for the good doctors bachelor party in costa rica
5. Make sure all vacinations are up to date for said trip.
6. Speaking of trip…remember to bring Rum Diary and/or any Hemingway book to ensure proper attitude for such an adventure… once landed, buy a 8ball and go to the port to rent the fastest fishing boat with the craziest guide…bring along only the fearless.
7. Dont try surfing no matter how drunk you get…surfing is only for assholes.
8. Plant artichokes this year because they are delicious.
9. Deliver baby girl into the world.
10. Beg all the gods forgiveness for the way you treated woman and all other sins in general.
11. Buy a shotgun just incase the gods dont give a shit.

12. Remeber to tell her that the hard road is always the right one…and that it would be ok if she was the first female to win the bass master classic…or to just be a journalist…or a folk singer that doesnt make any money because she has to much pride and honor to sell out and flash her ass on stage… or a teacher......or a mother....or none of these, as long as its honest and creative and helps people.

13. Dont die before you do all these things

Last updated December 16, 2014