Last night was my consultation with Bill, my personal trainer. To be honest, it went well. Without too much innuendo. There were moments here and there, but I think that it might help to keep this thing fun.
I was really disappointed after my body fat percentage was determined and my measurements were taken. Lets just say that I fall in the average range. Yuck. This means that Ive REALLY slacked off since I lost quite a bit of weight a few years back. I was hoping that I wouldnt backslide like I did, but what the hell was I expecting? To stay svelte by eating whatever I want and skipping workouts? It doesnt work that way. Bill told me that 60% of my results are determined by what I eat.
My session with Bill lasted an hour and ½. He took a lot of extra time with me. I whimpered a little bit on the butt machine, so he made me do an extra set!! Thats exactly what I want him to do! Not that I didnt know this already, but I thrive on attention. Positive reinforcement goes a long, long way with me. I had a chemistry TA in college who kept me after class because he told me that he knew I needed extra attention. I got an A in the class! Is that bad? I dont know. All I know is that it works for me. So I say whatever works
Bill chalked it up to being high maintenance. Fine. So be it.
Towards the end of the class, Bill kept telling me that he was hungry and wanted to know if I wanted to get something to eat with him. I wasnt quite sure about that one, so I blew it off. But he kept on. And by the end of my workout, I went back to the locker room to grab my stuff and put on my sweats, and he was still waiting for me. I finally told him that I needed to go home and get in the shower and go to bed. I told him Id see him Wednesday, which is our next session, and we left it at that.
I think I can angle this thing in such a way that I will walk out of this deal with a new friend and a healthier bod. At least thats what I hope.
Can she get her butt back in shape without bending his nose out of joint?
Will she clumsily drop her weight and fall for him?
Stay tuned for more details of some very personal training
So! Today is the day that I finally meet Theo! Im getting nervous. I am such a dork that I have been practicing my lines in the mirror! He suggested meeting at this kinda groovy, kinda fancy-pants place for lunch, which impressed me to no end. Told me that the grilled tuna sandwich there is incredible. Now Im worried that if this sandwich is served with a hard roll or something that I wont be able to eat it because I still have my damn temporary veneer on my front tooth! Wouldnt that be a riot to meet this guy after so much anticipation and have my front tooth pop off?! I get the permanent one installed on Monday (New Years Eve dayhooray.) I pray to the Tooth Fairy that this one will remain permanent for a long, long time!
Will she flub her lines?
Will she bite into her grilled tuna only to lose a tooth..and him?
Stay tuned for more details on the lunch date with Theo
OOOHhhhhhhh!!! The anticipation is killing me!
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