I will not write a negative entry. No I wont. I will not write an entry about simply giving up. I will not sit here and tell you that Im done. Over it. And I wont tell you that Ill never, ever understand.
I wont write an entry about boys. Or men. Or guys, males, dudes, or even chaps.
And Im certainly not going to tell you that Ive been defeated. That Im putting too much into it and not getting anything in return. Because that would be negative. And I wont write a negative entry.
So I wont go on to say that after looking forward to tonight, Ethan sent me an e-mail to cancel our date. I wont mention the fact that his reason is that he is exhausted. I wont even question why every guy Ive gone out with in the last few weeks has been too tired. Too exhausted to see me. Too weary to stay out late with me. Too spent to get it up for me.
Furthermore, Im definitely not going to think that its me. Because theres no way that I could possibly the reason that every man in town is sleepy. Could it be that theres something in the air or the water system or something? Hm Something to think about. Maybe even research and write about at another time. Because something like that would be incredibly tragic. Dangerous, even. And theres no room in this entry for bad news.
Nope. Theres no way in hell that Im going kvetch and bitch and whine and moan and complain and act like a big baby. Im not even going to feel any negative emotions. I wont say anything if I dont have anything nice to say.
In fact, Im not even going to write an entry at all!
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