I guess sometimes the voluptuousness pays off.
Something really bizarre happened to me yesterday. I was sitting in my cubicle, working (I think) and minding my own business when Jeff walked in. You may recall that Jeff is the incredibly gorgeous, but very married, work/play-mate of mine. In addition, Id tried to transfer to his area for several months to no avail. Could it be because of our interesting (read: out of line) relationship? For a more detailed history of Jeff and our, um .background, you can read this.
Anyway, Jeff walks in with his familiar sneaky somethings-up grin and happily plops himself down in one of the chairs at my desk. We chit chat for a few minutes, and then he says, I need you to volunteer for something.
More smiles.
He starts telling me all about a project hes working on thats going to require some graphics. The graphics that he needs are of pin-up girls from the 40s and he shows me a folder with some examples of Vargas, etc. Then he shows me another example of something that hed already done for another company. It was a beautiful graphic of a pin-up girl wearing a sarong and a big flower in her hair, and nothing else! He told me that the model was actually a friend of his who had worked in his old office. It was amazing. Very classy, sexy, and cool-looking.
He told me that for this project, he was looking for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. He already has the blonde (his wife, who really should model professionally .she is stunning!), two brunettes (a girl who works in the office shes a beautiful, dark-skinned beauty who moved here last year from Puerto Rico, and another girl who is an absolutely gorgeous black woman she and I have actually been trying to get together for cocktails for months now). And that leaves the redhead!!
Um. He wants me. And he wants me this Saturday.
[gulp]
What the hell could I say? I was put on the spot and taken totally off guard, and that smile. Oh that smile. Then he said that it was going to be an all-day thing. That hair would be first thing in the morning, followed by manicures/pedicures followed by makeup followed by brunch and memosas, etc. etc. etc. followed by semi-nudity in front of a camera. He did assure me that the artwork would come out very, very tasteful. We do work for a very conservative company, after all. And of course, we all have to sign releases and legal paperwork and stuff. And that although I wouldnt get paid monetarily, that I would get to keep the original artwork after it is all doctored however they need to do it.
And as I was just sitting there with my mind reeling and my mouth half open, Helena walked by and Jeff flagged her down and told her to talk to me about it. Helenas the Puerto Rican brunette. She told me that it would be so much fun and that I really should do it that it will be exciting, and just think of how cool the artwork is going to turn out. On and on and on. I really like Helena. And yeah, although Im sure it will be incredibly uncomfortable prancing around Jeff half naked, Ive always secretly wanted to do something like this!
AND, I have seen his most recent ad campaign thats going to launch this fall. It is absolutely fantastic. And although the company did pay tip top dollar for the models that he used in those ads (nationally recognized models), I trust that he will make this thing really classy and cool .
I can hardly believe I agreed to this.
Oh how I wish Id started the diet a couple months earlier!!
How do I get myself into these positions? These crazy, curvy positions?
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