Nine Easy Steps to a New Life! in Open Diary 2001-2018 (Pre-Prosebox)

  • Dec. 20, 2005, midnight
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No long song and dance about how it all went down…let’s just say, I showed up extra early for work on Monday morning, and my boss was confused when I walked into his office. But as soon as he saw the piece of paper in my hand (letter of resignation), the jig was up.

He was cool and wanted to counteroffer, and that came as a big surprise. I guess Prez nixed that idea pretty quickly. Oh well, what would I have done anyway?

What also came as a big surprise were the tears from my co-workers. I must be some kind of cold-hearted monster because I certainly didn’t feel like crying. And I had no idea that these people even cared if I ever showed up on any given day. Amazing. All the kind things people have said to me in the last two days has blown my mind.

I’m sure they’re spitting venom behind my back, though. I heard it all when the VP of marketing quit two weeks ago. These sweet Midwesterners can really cut to the quick—just not to your face. I don’t care. I’ve got a foot out the door.

Pretty good time to quit, though. When it’s nice and quiet and people are in fairly good, festive, sentimental moods.

So, to check things off my List of Change:

Step 1: Search for job. Check

Step 2: Interview for job. Check

Step 3: Get job offer. Check

Step 4: Negotiate and accept Check

Step 5: Quit old job. Check

Still to come:

Step 6: Find new place to live.

Step 7: Start new job.

Step 8: Move

Step 9: Start new life!!!

Easy, no?


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