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Feb. 14, 2006, midnight
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My next door neighbor occasionally raps on my windowpane for some reason and it scares the shit out of me. I still havent met him yet, but Ive heard his lover yelp a few more times. I was talking to someone in the elevator who (I think) thought I was the yelping girl because he asked me if I lived in loft #_ _ _. I told him that it wasnt me. He looked at me as if I were lying or something. Please. Please stop tapping on my window, dude, and tell your yelping girl to stop pretending to be me.
In case youre wondering why Im not frantically getting ready for my around-the-world trip that was supposed to begin tomorrow, well, the trip was postponed thanks to too many requests for my time elsewhere. Im no longer doing Tokyo/Paris/Los Angeles in one fell swoop this week. Instead, Im doing SoCal the following week, then a week of Europe, then a week of Spring Break (Ill explain later), then ANOTHER week in London. Then possibly back to Los Angeles. Then finally New York. There. That takes me through mid-April. Better get my taxes taken care of this week. Among other things.
Why cant I have a Valentine? The last time I did something cool on Valentines Day was when Canuck came to visit me in the Great Midwest. Yeah, that turned out really cool didnt it? Canuck disappeared off the face of the earth. Guess my V-Days have been jinxed forever.
Oh yeah, Spring Break? Ive been requested by the head of marketing to go to Panama City Beach during MTVs Spring Break Extravaganza. Its all in the name of research. Im supposed to talk to the kids and take a bunch of photos and report back. The first kid who asks whose mom I am gets it, right in the kisser!!
***UPDATE TO VALENTINES DAY*** Okay, I was taking out the trash tonight, and I ran into my CUTE neighbor who lives across the hall
..long story short, we had a couple of glasses of wine at the restaurant across the street, and he asked me if Id be his Valentine DATE for dinner tomorrow!! EEEEKKKK!! Im excited. Better go to bed. Alarm goes off in t-minus four and ½ hours and counting
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