I guess guys really DO roofie girls, huh?
Saturday night, Cindy and I wanted to go to dinner together, so we ended up at a place we both love that’s kinda family-oriented, so after dinner we decided to go across the street to the restaurant’s hipper younger sister, another restaurant with a fun bar where we ALWAYS meet great people.
So, as soon as we walked in, we spied this guy who Cindy’d gone out with a couple of weeks before (we’d actually met him at that very same bar the first time and he hung with us that night, long story). So we said hello and then found two empty seats across the bar.
No sooner had we sat down and there was some very handsome man asking us to move over to their side of the bar and chat.
We were very game, so we had our bartender send our drinks over to the other side and walked over to his spot, where his nephew was sitting as well.
OK. So Guy #1: handsome, friendly, and very welcoming, Guy #2 (nephew): STUNNINGLY handsome, big, with model good looks and a sweet, sweet smile. Also, 22 years old.
They were from upstate NY, Guy #1 apparently owns thousands of acres of land up there and lives and works here in [city] for whatever reason (can’t remember). and Guy #2 was visiting before heading to Barcelona to attend a special architecture school program in a couple of days.
They were funny, yet somewhat annoying (kept saying “bada bing” in this stupid accent that sounded kinda fake). They asked for shots and annoyed the bartender. I should have known something weird was going on, but they had me laughing and on a roll.
Then, Guy #1 brought up politics (staunchly conservative), and I lost interest in his rantings, so I turned to Guy #2 and the conversation was much more fun and positive. I think Cindy and Guy #1 argued a bit, but I thought it was a friendly banter.
THEN Cindy went to the bathroom, and BOTH guys got up to go as well, leaving me alone for a little while. I thought that was strange, but oh well.
The bar was closing, so we decided to leave and Cindy wasn’t feeling well. Guy #1 left abruptly (I think he was mad because of some things Cindy said) and Cindy was calling her taxi. I drove, but had a very confusing conversation about driving Guy #2 back to Guy #1’s place. Meanwhile, Cindy started feeling sick (we both drank 4 glasses of wine each–while not a little amount, it was over the course of 5 hours, and it was not enough for her to be feeling so sick and me so tipsy).
Taxi showed, and Cindy got in and immediately barfed as soon as she got in (out the open door and onto the parking lot). Taxi guy was pissed, but none of it got in the taxi. He didn’t want to drive her, but I wasn’t thinking clearly and told the driver she was OK and to take her home.
Then I had to deal with Guy #2. Again, not thinking clearly we got into my car and drove to Guy #1’s place. I was feeling very, very drunk when we got there, so I came inside where Guy #1 had some other chick pinned down on the couch. Very blurry at this point.
Guy #1 and Random Girl went upstairs.
Still, feeling warmly and attracted to Guy #2, we kissed on the now clear couch and before I knew it, he was yanking me out of my clothes. I resisted most/some of it, and he was too much of a sweet boy to overpower me, though he very easily could have.
I realized that I needed to get the fuck out of there, and Guy #2 asked me for my phone number and I made some excuse and got the hell out of there. I remember looking at my clock when I got home. 3:45am.
Cindy send me a text at 7, telling me she threw up 5 times in the taxi!!
I told her that I think those guys slipped us mickies.
She immediately called me and we tried to figure out when they would have done that and didn’t come to any major conclusions, but it was all just to weird, blurry and strange.
Strange night. I’m so glad it wasn’t worse. Girls, watch your drinks at all times. I don’t care where you are. I think it’s much more common than we realize.

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