Dream 5/1/2012:
Was on a business trip at a resort somewheremaybe Miami (kinda felt like it), maybe a different country. Actually, I think it was a different country. I got to the resort/hotel early (ahead of the rest of the company/team), along with three other co-workers. We were the ones who were planning the meetings. These other people are at a higher level than I am at work.
We were meeting ahead of time, trying to decide on some of the programs that we were going to offer the rest of the attendees. A woman who I refer to as Angry Lesbian at work made a suggestion and then someone else made another suggestion. I thought that these options were too limiting, so my suggestions was that we offer three different options to all of the attendees. That way, they could pick the option that they thought was best for them.
Angry Lesbian had the most extreme negative reaction to that, and the others echoed her sentiment, though were less extreme. She said that by offering so many options, we would be chipping away at the team and would be creating dissidence among the team members. She said that we all needed to do everything together so that we wouldnt create a riftwe were allllll in this together! I was surprised that everyone agreed with what she was saying, but I went along with the consensus to avoid further conflict.
Later, I decided to take a walk to relax. Id been to this particular location before (only once), so I thought I knew where I was going. It was a giant resort in the middle of a very crowded area (big city?) and I thought I knew a shortcut. I was cutting through the back hallways of connecting resorts. I was trying to get to The Ritz so I could have a cocktail. I thought I knew these back hallways and knew where they were leading, but when I got to where I thought the entrance to The Ritz was, all I found was a dead end! A wall. There was no way I could get to my destination going the way that I was going.
I ended up having to go outside where there were throngs of people. It was uncomfortably crowded, and I hate being in that kind of crowd.
Turns out, there was some kind of disturbance outside. And because it was so bad, I knew that there was going to have to be some kind of interventionin fact, a miracle needed to take place! Enter a superhero: SexyPants! But the catch is, the only time he has his super powers are when hes wearing these super tall special super hero boots! When hes not wearing the super tall boots, he is a regular Joe. Almost an invisible soul. So he had his boots on, created some kind of heroic miracle, and then took his boots off before anybody could really congratulate him or make a big deal out of it.
Somehow, I knew it was SexyPants who was behind the heroism.
And then I woke up.

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