At an amazing press conference today, Microsoft owner Bill Gates anounced an amazing partnership between the firm and the Prince of Darkness.
As is well known, the devil needs to own the souls of everyone in the world to take over. Microsoft today announced their intention to help with this quest.
Mr Gates stated “This is an amazing coup for Microsoft. It has often been said that Microsoft basically owns the world and as such this is a chance for us to help someone else do the same.” He was also heard to mutter “That will teach the government to mess with me.”
No details of how Microsoft is to help Satan in his lifelong quest, but it is believed that a clause, informing the user that registering the programme will automatically give possesion of their soul to Satan, into the registration terms and agreements.
A spokesperson for the Vatican expressed worries that, as people very rarely read these terms and conditions, some people may be trading their soul without realising it.
The only comment from the Dark Prince was the enegmatic comment “My boy came through.”
It is believed that part of the contract is the condition that Microsoft executives will be given an easy time in hell.
One IT spokesperson was heard to comment “Well it makes sense. Some of Microsofts products are hell to use.”
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