Instead I’m posting a survey. I got this from fellow survey junkie Cosmic.
1) Name (Of the last person to buy you a drink, alcoholic or not)?
Lindsay, before we went to see Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (see this film, don’t let the subtitles put you off, you will not regret it)
2) Age (You were when you realised vegetables aren’t evil satanic little things that are trying to poison you and are actually pretty okay)?
They are?
3) Location (you would never ever go to again no matter how much people insist “You’ll enjoy it this time”)?
A couple of clubs back home.
4) Celebrity you would most like to slap around the face with a wet fish?
Any teenybopper idol.
5) Band/Artist that should be wiped off the planet for the sake of the human race?
Titney Spheres
6) Book you can read over and over again?
Any of the Hannibal Lecter books (amongst others)
7) Name of first person you *thought* you were in love with?
Dunno
8) Name of the first person you *actually* fell in love with?
Can’t remember
9) Which animal would you like to be for a day, and why?
A snake (cos they are cute)
10) Cartoon that should never have been taken off TV?
Dangermouse (David Jasons finest hour)
11) Name of the biggest bully when you were at school (I bet you can remember too!)?
No, I really can’t
12) Fave thing to put under cheese when having cheese on toast (cos cheese by itself is so boring!)?
Nothing. Cheese on its own is NOT boring
13) Is Elvis really dead?
Well, there’s a man works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis
14) And does ANYONE care anymore?
Unfortunately, yes
15) Why is it that after you’ve done the laundry, socks always go missing?
Ask Zaphoid, he’ll know
16) Teletubbies – cute or the spawn of Satan?
Satan denies creating anything THAT evil
17) If you could listen to the music of only one band/artist for the next month, who would it be?
Possibly NIN (till the Manics take over the world again in March)
18) Admit it, you really wanted to put Leo Sayer as the answer, didn’t you?
Em, well, let me see. I do know which word I’m looking for, what is it again? Oh, that’s right. No!
19) If you had your own band, what would the name be?
Neon Loneliness
20) And said band has just hit the big time! What’s your first album called?
Taken From The Album Of The Same Name (with the title track being our first single)
21) The guy/girl of your dreams has asked you out to dinner. You can pick any spot you want to go. Where would it be?
Italian. In Italy.
22) Sandwich toasters – pointless or must have item?
Must have.
23) The Royal Family – necessary to the country or make ’em all work in an underwear factory and live in a B&B?
Make em all street sweepers (except Princess Annes daughter who will be my wife)
24) The Millennium Dome – what would YOU do with it if you could?
1) turn it upside down and make stir fry for the homeless.
2) Every teenyboper idol forced (by gunpoint) inside. Fill the rest of the space with explosives, seal all exit points and press the switch.
25) Now you’ve realised what a pile of arse this survey was, what do you wish you’d been doing in the time it took to fill in?
What I should have been doing (typing up an essay)
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