“Don’t touch the pussy, the pussy doen’t like it.”
My (female) friend after threats to cook her pet cat.
I found these online. Enjoy.
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” – Anonymous
“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.” – Anonymous
“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.” – Anonymous
“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” – English proverb
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.” – Anonymous
“If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.” – Joan Asper McIntosh
“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.” – Missy Dizick
“Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.” – Anonymous
“The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.” – Sonja Monsen
“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.” – Faith Resnick
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” – Mary Bly
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” – Jeff Valdez
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.” – Bruce
Graham
“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.” – Anonymous
“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.” – Anonymous
“Cats are the one thing that all people adore, no matter what race, culture, or religion… Kinda scary when you think about it.” – MadCatter
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