1. Montana and the Dakotas aren’t even cool enough to function as subsidiary prairie provinces.
2. If not, soon the joint corporation of Coca-Cola-Disney-Nike-Microsoft will reign supreme. And we all know that that’s OUR job.
3. Their president lies to get himself out of trouble. Our Prime Minister, on the other hand, uses clever psychobabble: “That which was done is what was will be for when things happen for what not I did.”
4. Tornadoes, floods, earthquakes, hurricanes…
5. The Grammies.
6. They killed “Kids in the Hall” like Yoko killed the Beatles.
7. Revenge for stolen ideas such as Trivial Pursuit, the V Chip, and Donald Sutherland.
8. Their distasteful preoccupation with guns, drugs, and talk-tv is probably contagious.
9. Everywhere you look — Americans.
10. We already promised Cuba.
Before I get hate notes I got this from Canadian World Domination and did NOT create it myself.
If it still offends, I suggest you find out exactly what a sense of humor is and how to aquire one.
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