For most of these, I am going right back to when I was known here as sebrof.
Here we go:
Will you accept sexual favors in exchange for putting one of MY notes in your next entry like this? ;0) [little jen]
Thank you thank you thank yoU!!!!! =) [Harlequin]
When I first went to work for the police department a young man came into the office and wanted to file a complaint against his friend for theft. Turns out he had sold his friend some marijuana and the friend had had not paid him for it. [earthmother]
Well done!!! Remids me to go do my work though, ARGH!! [LadyLou]
lol BOW DOWN TO ME MORTAL! [TOMBRAIDER]
awesome quotes… i shall steal this idea and there is nothing that you can do about it!!! LUV… Satan Jr [Lea]
CAB system? LadyLou
Thanks for the note! I understand walking and headbanging but what the heck is moshing??? [earthmother]
“You shall pay for your lack of vision.” [earthmother]
WOW! Thats so funny! Great, thanks for cheering me up after my disaster of a weekend [LadyLou]
U are a knob. Anon
Run for the hills. [LittleWing]
*grabs your face and turns it upwards away from my boobs* thanks for your note…lol ok you can look again….lolololololol ~<3~ [~JessicaLea~]
Nutty r u, nutty is me, Nutty r we, tee hee hee see now i just wrote you a poem!! [~JessicaLea~]
hi can i be satan Jr today? [~JessicaLea~]
Could you give my husband lessons??? :o) [Almostgreat]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……..i mean, what else is there to say? [horrorina]
that’s freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!! [DarcyLeigh]
yes,pink gorillas. i LOVE pink gorillas!!!!! [crazyweirdo]
excellent. i loved it. [ThE_aUtHoR]

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