Someone took offence to my “Beautiful, shaggable people” entries, and left me notes to say so. Unfortunatly, these notes were unsigned, so I feel I have to respond like this.
IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF SOMEONE!
Now you are probably wondering why I am not bothering. Is it because the notes annoyed me? No. It’s because I feel like it, and it means we can have a proper laugh at their expense.
Besides, I had to wash the roof in the living room today, so lay off.
The persons notes are in italics. And are in the order they were left for me.
you are probably a closet homosexual.
Let’s see. I have just posted pictures of the ten famous people in this world I would do anything to shag. They are all female. Is that the actions of a closet homosexual?
hey she has big t!ts because she has alot of fat. thats what breasts are FAT. So next time you pass up a honey with a bigg a$$, the fat could be in her t!ts.
1) anyone who watches WWF will tell you that there is no way Lita could be described as fat.
2)In this case it is not fat, it’s sillicone.
3) Bigg a$$? Is that connected to the Bigg Market in Newcastle?
You seem to like women with babyfaces. CHILD MOLESTER at heart eh?
Actually, you will find that it is psychological. Research has proven that men, when looking for their ideal partner, go for youthfull looks as youthfullness is seen as being linked to fertility.
You are probably SO f*cking ugly!!! Go find a fat girlfriend. Oh wait no one will have sex with you.
Mother? Is this you? I’ve warned you about this before.
what a waste of an entry. you need a life, little man.
Is it a watse of an entry? I don’t think so. BTW I have a life. I breathe, therefore I live. Did you never do Biology?
wouldn’t be surprised if you had an inverted penis.
Is that even medically possible? I’ll ask the doctor tomorrow.
This makes me laugh soooooooo much. You don’t know how to treat women with respect do you?
Glad I entertained you. I know how to treat a woman with respect. Shame you don’t know how to extend a simple courtesy such as letting someone you are attempting to insult your name.
We find you SO unappealing and distasteful.
Well, at least you find me. “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about” Oscar Wilde.
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