“Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.”
– Lauren, age 9
“Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.”
– Kyoyo, age 11
“When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone.”
– Alyssa, age 13
“When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ don’t answer.”
– Hannah, age 8
“Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.”
– Brittney, age 18
“Stay away from prunes.”
– Randy, age 9
“When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
– Taylia, age 11
“Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.”
– Traci, age 14
“A puppy always has bad breath-even after eating a Tic-Tac.”
– Andrew, age 9
“You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.”
– Mari,age 9
“Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.”
– Kellie, age 11
“If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.”
– Naomi, age15
“Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.”
– Joel, age 10
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