I got this (and the next two entries) here And if this ever happens could someone please put me out of my misery?
BSB:
* Teenyboppers would face death sentence.
* There would be two capitals: Orlando, and Lexington. Lexington would be the capital of the USA, Orlando would be the capital of the world.
* Since the other four voted down Kevin, proper English would be out of the question.
* Education past 7th grade would be a crime (Nick’s idea, he didn’t want to be behind.)
* It would be leagal to hit Britney one more time.
* Mandah would be sent to Mars, but without enough fuel to land. (Come on, you really think Nick isn’t mad over the way she treated him?)
* Kevin would finally be allowed to let all his anger for not being aloud to sing out, on ‘NSync of course.
* All ‘NSync merchandise would be burnt, in front of the ‘NSync fans who burnt BSB merchandise and cheering BSB fans.
* Leaders all over the world would be fired and replaced with BSB fans, since they would never backstab them.
* Nick would be in control of all games that came out… which he must try first.
* They would finally be able to say what they really want about other artists.
* Artists who are talking bad about them would be thrown in jail. Some would be tortured. The rest would be executed.
* The world would have a common anthem, “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)”, cause they wanna brag about whose in charge. Brian wanted “Larger than life”, but the others didn’t want it that way.
* Signing your name Carter, McLean, Littrell, Dorough or Richardson would mean a penalty on 100 dollars, for each time you’ve done it. Signing your name Backstreet Girl on the other hand would be legal.
* ‘NSync posters, music etc. would be classed as illegal drugs.
* Plastic surgery would be a crime.
* Pigtails combined with pink would be illegal.
* People who doesn’t listen to BSB music (and enjoys it) would be sent to rehab, and will not come out until they love BSB, even if that means never.
* If you insult Kevin for his eyebrows… face the consequences…
* Saying that Nick is fat would equal death penalty. Unless you’re a Backstreet Boy. (Nick’s idea, the others added the other part.)
* It would be normal to wink 90 times every minute.
* Brian would not have big nostrils, they would be normal.
* A.J. would not be skinny, he would be perfect.
* Anything worn by a Backstreet Boy would be in fashion.
* The exact meaning of a Backstreet Boy would be: “Extremely talented, hot, wonderful, perfect, extraordinary, well dancing, sexy guy with good hair, good taste, good looks and a miraculous, wonderful voice.” This would also be added in the dictionary. With a picture of them next to it.
‘NSync:
* It would be perfectly normal to have bleached hair and teeth.
* You’d get a support check if you ever acted on MMC (This was Justin’s idea and since he got three votes (that idea was his too) and J.C. voted with him, it won.)
* Britney would be the official White House intern. (Well, DUH!)
* There would be a law saying that you MUST talk Ebonics.
* It would be legal for a 23 year old to date a 13 year old teenybopper. (That idea was brought up by Joey, the others agreed the very second it came up.) (The real law says: “It’s legal for a member of ‘NSync to have any type of affair with anyone, any age, any sex, any where, any time.”)
* It would be a good thing if your hair were colored badly.
* It would be forbidden to keep your natural hair color.
* Bad hair days would be encouraged.
* To sleep 23 hours a day would be okay, since the day suddenly would have 30 hours.
* It would be considered ‘normal’ to be albino.
* It would be okay to have a changing sex, especially if you are albino.
* The official way to spell Brittany would be Britney, cause it’s the only way Justin knows how to write it.
* To be 30 and in a boyband would be cool.
* Joey would be the new Superman.
* Justin would be any color he says he is.
* Chris would know fashion if he says he does.
* Lance would not be a troll.
* J.C. Chasez would be the logical nickname if you are named Joshua Scott Chasez.
* All members of ‘NSync would have free entrance to all strip-clubs.
* To say, write or think ‘NStink, ‘NSuck, ‘NSync sucks, ‘NSync stinks etc. etc. would equal death penalty.
* If they ask you to, you’d have to strip down naked. There would be a law. (This was the first thing they wanted.)
* Making fun of ‘NSync’s songs would be a crime.
* All other music would be illegal.
* Plastic surgery, especially implants, would be encouraged.
* Baby blue and pink would be the only colors allowed. (Only Justin and Lance voted for this.)
* Teenyboppers would be sent do a special prison, visited by ‘NSync often, very often…
* Rumors about ‘NSync would have to include drugs, stippers, prostitues or Britney, or else.
* Any girl who isn’t showing 3/4 of her body would be thrown in jail. This goes for guys too when Lance is around.
* Signing your name Timberlake, Bass, Chasez, Fatone or Kirkpatrick would mean that you were married to them, in all terms, and you are from then unable to divorce.
* The one who writes or says Fat-One would face death penalty.
* All drugs would be legal. (J.C.’s own add to the list.)
Britney:
No risk for this one, she’d chance the world for a bubble-gum.
Will
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