First of all. I took the Art Test. Here is what it had to say…
If I were a work of art, I would be Katsushika Hokusai’s The Great Wave Off Kanagawa.
I am powerful and merciless. I toss people aside without a second thought. People cower before me, but hidden in my background is true majesty and the ability to inspire awe and worship.
Which work of art would you be? The Art Test
I’m sorry, but I really don’t think that describes me.
Next up. In case you did not know, I have a new poll in my poll diary. Look. Vote. Please.
Last thing. I got another anonymous, supposedly insulting note. And we all know what William the Bloody does with those, don’t we kiddies? Here is the note:
your diary sucks my asshole, you fool! how dare you leave me notes, you jerkoff? i have reported your sorry a$$ to the monitors so you, like oribeth (a.k.a. oralsex) can be deleted!!! ~ wife~and~mom’s little helpers 🙂
Now, I’m not entirely sure that this note is not a pisstake. (For more info on wife~and~mom and her problems with Oribeth see Oribeth’s diary. And before anyone *coughwife~and~momcough* complains about me doing this, I got a note “insulting” me. I have right to reply.)
Now, if this note is serious, I say bring it on. Hit me with everything you imagine you have, it will not stop me. First of all, my diary sucks. Which one? This one, my film review diary, my rant diary, my poll diary or the CWPD? And which are you going to try (and ultimately fail) to get deleted, my friend. Only if it’s the CWPD, could you give me notice so that I can ask the other contributers to make a copy of their entries beforehand? Also, fool? Jerkoff? Are those in all honesty the best insults you could come up with? Please. At least do me a favour and try a little, rather than using insults which have not worked to annoy me for around 10 years. Also, little gramatical point. I call it my ass, not my adollarsigndollarsign. Writing like that makes you look like an arse.
And don’t be scared to leave more notes. I have a lot of work on at uni at the moment, and need something to give me a laugh.
Will
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