Major companies made condoms…
…but used their original slogans?
Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better
Tesco Condoms – every little helps
Nike Condoms – Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms – because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple
Pringles condoms – once you pop, you cant stop
Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms – “for a longer ride go wide”
FCUK condoms – no comment required.
Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain.
Flash condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
Halfords condoms – we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms – size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms – its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms – gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms – probably the best condom in the world
Mars condoms – a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms – for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms – its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
Will

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