Ha ha, Rodge got thwarted! And Norah got quoted more than anyone else. Yeah, you definitely want to have sex with her. But as they say in Kalamazoo, who doesn’t? [Polter-Cow]
I’m starting to get the idea… I think to get into the notes quotes u need to a) say something glib but sort of amusing, b) laugh, either cutely or evilly, c) use one vaguely relevant word, or d) hurl abuse. Oh, or e) do you a dance. Hmm… [Svlad Cjelli]
NO! YOU QUOTED ME! YOU COMPLETE BASTARD! I will triple my efforts this time around… [Rodge]
you want to have sex with me? wha wha wha? anyone wants to have sex with me? i’m confused. [norahrose]
and wow, i leave you a hell of a lot of notes. maybe it’s because i’m obsessed with you. at least you haven’t noticed me stalking you. no! don’t look behind you! at least give me some time to hide! [norahrose]
Somebody did a takeoff on a note of mine! Somebody did a takeoff on a note of mine! *sticks tongue out and skips away chanting, though she hasn’t got pigtails or a pinafore and really only girls with pigtails in pinafores should be allowed to stick their tongues out and skip away chanting, and oh well. . .* [Ailouros’ Mirror]
Yay! I got quoted lots! I love the notes you get from people, you have such witty readers. Hey, William The Bloody’s readers, come visit me! *suggestive wink* *offers cash bribe* *threatens maiming and general penguin-related mayhem* [Karma Girl]
I look at the note quotes, and think just how much I like seeing my name there… and then I wish it was there more… Leaving more notes (and making them interesting/funny/intelligent/offers to sleep with you/a sheep/a fish) would probably be a good start, wouldn’t you agree? :oP [Oribeth]
i’ve realized that i’ve gotten progressively less amusing as these went on. so beebledorf, i say! beebledorf! [norahrose]
RYN: But can one be slimily or moistly tickled? I’m not sure one can be. Scalily tickled, maybe. But I’m in doubt about the other two. . . [Ailouros’ Mirror]
i say swallow your pride and show up naked at her door. how could she not want to go with you then? nudity solves everything, everything, i tell you! [norahrose]
i think i might be going insane. [norahrose]
if only for the fact that i keep having my inner dialogue in other people’s entries via notes. [norahrose]
i find that i’ve become vaguely creepy by doing this. [norahrose]
what do you think? …oh, you’re too afraid of me now to respond, aren’t you? [norahrose]
how amusing. amusing, amusing, amusing. yay for will’s stunning powers of amusingocity! [norahrose]
LOL… these are really funny, and some of them are true. I especially like the last one. [miss_sunshine]
lmfao ignore that previous note. i’ve been drinking too much coke and now im brain dead. lololololol [Miss AenimaLateralus]
ah, i liked the offspring one. i think my father knows i exist, although i’m not entirely sure he remembers my name while at home. when i’m at work he knows my name. i think. although he calls me sally sometimes. [norahrose]
Rotflmao. That last one is the best!! Good stuffs. :o) Nice form of procrastination you’ve got going here. It entertains all of us at the same time. WONDERFUL!! he he he. Take care of yourself buddy. [Weeping Willows]
short people living in his house–heh. that’s funny. [Ailouros’ Mirror]
funny stuff.-an [special_girls]
i’m there! let’s go! the magical carrot, sir celery and sorceror sprout are with me! timtom tomato can go with you! grrr. argh. [norahrose]
Vampires exist.
Source: Will
Fact: Vampires don’t really exist. People got all worked up from interesting tales, such as Dracula, and created a lovely mythology.
just thought i’d add that one. [norahrose]
You and your vampires…::sigh:: [Julie]
I know someone who can ward of a vampire with body odor! Now THAT’S a talent!! EWWWWWWWWW. Man he should REALLY take a bath eh? So how exactly are we to kill a vampire? Is drowning the only way? You’ve totally destroyed all possibilities to get rid of the buggers, but offered us no other solutions!! *Runs around in circles* There’s no escape!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Weeping Willows]
*laughs at Weeping Willow and agrees* So all we can do is drown ’em? Are Buffy’s weapons of choice going to be buckets of water now? Man, that’s not gonna improve the show. . . [Ailouros’ Mirror]
will, dear, where did you find this? were you looking at those icky sites again? do we need to have a talk about this? [norahrose]
So so funny. Especially the one about chicks always being suprised that there’s a dick in a guys’ pants when she unzips them. I must say that does tend to be a rather pleasant suprise. [Weeping Willows]
No ‘St Trinian’s’ movies made the list. Shame. BTW – what did Ken Bates say about Glasgow’s Gruesome Twosome?? I missed the item, being just too helluva busy,like, ye ken. [Ken Fitlike]
stop being lazy and just cutting and pasting from the internet boy, we want to read about you, not what you have found. [purple_mage]
mmm…agreed with above. i need constant will updates. only because you’re so damn sexy, of course. [norahrose]
You’re never boring, Will. You’re cute and sexy and all of that. Yay! [norahrose]
Jay & Silent Bob rule! I was first exposed to them in Mallrats and I’ve liked ’em ever since. [DWU]
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