The Peoples Interview – Bungo Loamsdown in OD

  • June 4, 2002, midnight
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Here we go. Another 100th entry (this time 600, can’t wait to reach 666 entries :¬[ ) and lets get straight to the questions, shall we?

Rodge asked in a note left in my last peoples interview entry:
Will you remember this question in one hundred entries time?

Consider this question answered.

Weeping Willows asked:
I wanna know if we are allowed to see another pic of you. Even if it’s a way old one. Please?????????????????PLEASE?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!??!?! *on my hands and knees* pretty please?

Oh, alright then. This is courtesy of the University of Teesside Students Union website

Apprentice Survivor asked the following three questions:

If you have to pick one which would it be:
Honey or marmalade?

I don’t really like either but at a push I’ll say honey.

Kylie or Sophie ellis?

Sophie Ellis Bextor is much more shaggable.

Brown bread or white?

White. Brown’s far too healthy for me.

Newcomer Afreet asked:
Do you think that putting raisins in muffins is evil and a sign of the downfall of civilization?

As long as the raisins are evenly distributed, I don’t really care.

But the question fiend award for this entry goes to Corbeau with 11 questions. Here we go:

A genie pops out of the nearest lamp: She says “You have one wish. No wishing for more wishes. Or world peace. Or all the money in the world.” What do you wish for?

An everlasting bottle of Dr. Pepper.

You have just started your own WORLD FAMOUS book club, what is the first book you would recommend?

Here, Now, Again by Elizabeth Wurtzel.

In what position do you sleep?

Start on my side. Finish where ever.

If you were an insect, what kind of insect would you be?

A bread and butterfly.

How soon is now?

Now is now. It is not then.

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost over night?

Dunno really. That’s disgusting.

How many seconds until the end of the world?

123456789987654302112345678900001254421020. Roughly.

Can you define Shpedoinkle?

Shpedoinkle is a word uttered when one is rendered speachless with amazement.

What is the perfect age?

7. You had less worries then.

Given a choice between dying or being forced to wear headphones that blare Christina Aguilera/Britney Spears 24/7, which would you choose?

Give me the sweet, sweet kiss of death. PLEASE.

Nickelback or Creed?

Nickelback. But I’ve not heard much Creed.

Would you like me to stop with the questions now?

Nah. You could have kept going if you really want.

And finally, a question from TheMoor:
Question (for your question entry I suppose): Please could you describe in detail, the kinkiest act that you have performed?

Erm, no. Sorry.

And that’s it folks. Look out for this in another 100 entries.

Will


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