MAKE THE PIE HIGHER in OD

  • March 3, 2003, midnight
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by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.

It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty

and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked

Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the Internet become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.

I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

I did not write this. I’m not sure who did. All I know is that all of the lines in this poems are actuall George W Bush quotes.

Will


Last updated February 14, 2026


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