Yup, it’s that time again. I answer your questions!
Karma Girl wanted to know:
Where are you living now? England?
Yup. I live in the lovely town of Middlesbrough (twinned with Beruit).
If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring three items with you, what three items would they definitely NOT be?
The Matrix: Reloaded, a Titney Spheres CD and a cat (as they are evil. EVIL, I TELLS YA!)
What is your favourite mode of transport?
Walking. I walk almost everywhere (not between Middlesbrough and Aberdeen as that would be stupid). Even if it means getting up at 7:30am for college.
Would you rather have sex with a yak, a woman with a back as hairy as a yak, three yaks, or three women with backs as hairy as yaks?
The last option.
Who’s your favourite Australian girl named Angie?
You.
Who was your favourite Goodie?
The one from Aberdeen (Graham Garden I think his name is).
Can you ever be too rich?
Yes.
Do you get dry skin in the winter?
No, but I get horrendously cracked lips.
How many peanut M&Ms do you think you can fit in your mouth at once?
Dunno. Never tried to find out.
Do you want to try that with me when I get to the UK?
Why not.
Do you know the national anthem of any other country? Do you know your own?
I know the American anthem (from watching baseball). I don’t know the offical Scottish national anthem, but I do know The Flower Of Scotland.
Are you proud to be Scottish?
Hell yeah.
Do you think girls mean to be so mystifying and maddening?
Yes. Stop it. It’s not fair.
Polter-Cow inquired of me:
If you were in an honest-to-god boy band, what would your band name be? Also, your stage name.
Band name: Sant King (swap the first two letters around to get the joke). Stage name: Big Willie (yes, I know, I’m immature).
What movie director would you most like to work with?
David Lynch.
What movie director would you most like to punch in the face?
Either Tarantino or thw Watchowski brothers.
What television show has kept its top-notch quality up until its final (or current) seasons?
Buffy. Just started watching season 7 and tis good.
Band Candy (no link as I cant access their diary) requested to know:
Can I get you pregnant? I want you to have my babies.
That is a biological impossibility. but thanks for the kind offer.
Boxers or whipped cream?
Throw in Allyson Hannigan and all three :¬p
If you had to choose between eating the same food (and only that food) every day or listening to the same song (and only that song) every day, which would you choose?
Listening to Imagine by John Lennon every day.
Finally, Corbeau asked me:
You have written a novel. The critics are comparing you to another famous novelist: What author would you be most flattered to be compared to?
Douglas Adams. Or Thomas Harris.
Now, substitute director for novelist.
Richard Kelly. Or David Lynch. Or David Fincher. Or Kevin Smith. Or Stanley Kubrick. Or Hideo Nakata. Or Ang Lee.
You have been a member at OD for quite a while now and have read quite a few diaries: How many notes do you think you’ve left?
God only knows. Thousands.
Movie You wish You’d Directed (because you would have made it better)
The Matrix: Reloaded, The Silence Of The Lambs, Pearl Harbor.
Book you wish you’d written:
The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Hannibal Lecter books.
Favorite fish:
Goldfish.
Musician you wish you could obliterate off of the face of the earth (aside from Britney or Christina):
Fred Durst.
They have made a television show of your life. What is it called?
Life Sucks.
They are making a movie version of your autobiography. What actress plays your love interest?
Allyson Hannigan (as long as I play myself).
You are an actor. What movie would you most like to star in?
Goodfellas or Donnie Darko.
Your house is burning down but you still have time to save three things, what are they? (Assuming that family and pets are safe)
My books, my video collection and my terracotta warrior.
Pick your favorite movie. Now, Hollywood has decided they’re going to do a remake. Now, we all know it will never live up to the original, but recast it anyway: ~
Why do you hate me and make me answer questions like this? Why? I know I update less than I should and note even less than that. But there really is no need for this.
Right. Here we go. The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Brad: Ewan Mcgregor.
Janet: Allyson Hannigan.
Frank N Furter: Edward Norton
Riff Raff: Kevin Spacey
Columbia: Stockyard Channing
Magenta: Pink
Eddie: Trent Reznor
Rocky: Brock Lesnar
Dr Everrett Scott: Pete Postilthwaite(sp?)
The Narrator: Ken Stott.
And that’s it. Next chance to ask questions for my 900th entry.
Will
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