“Hello. Hmmm, new teeth, thats weird…. in OD

  • June 20, 2005, midnight
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….where was I? Ah yes, Barcelona!”

How do?

Well, am back in Boro after a relaxing twa weeks in Aiberdeen. Got back to the flat, only to find I had been burgled :¬(

They got:
TV,
VCR,
DVD player,
stereo,
computer,
about £100 of Cd’s and
about the same in DVD’s.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

How did they get in? Through the loft. Which had no hatch on it my end after the council fixed the roof. In May. 2004.

Cue one not very fucking happy Will.

And I’m back at work. Which is the same as always.

I did, however, manage to see the last episode of Dr Who on Saturday. My god, t’was, to quote the ninth Doctor, fantastic! Why does Christmas have to be so bloody far away?

Americans, write to every TV station that you can and demand that they buy the series. Except Fox. Cos they’ll screw it up (Firefly anyone?)

Damnit. What am I supposed to do now that my Firefly box set has been pinched?

A couple of things to lighten up your day (and mine). The first one’s for Angie, considering the title of her last entry (you’re going straight to hell for that one, girl).

God wants you to have anal sex!

And my farewell message.

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow around you.
So long, So long, and thanks for all the fish

The world’s about to be destroyed
Theres no point getting all annoyed.
Lie back and let the planet dissolve (around you)
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women.

So long, So long, So long, So long, So long,
So long, So long, So long, So long, So long,
So long, So long, and thanks for all the fish

If I had just one last wish
I would like a tasty fish

If we could just change one thing
We would all have learnt to sing

Come one and all
Man and mammal
Side by side in life’s great gene pool

So long, So long, So long, So long, So long,
So long, So long, So long, So long, So long,
So long, So long, and thanks for all the fish

Will


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