In an attempt to organise the disruption more efficiently next time around, London council have opened the tender process for the position of Official Terrorists for the coming decade.
A council spokesman, at the launch of the tender process, pointed out that “obviously there has always been somebody taking a pop at London, with the Germans, IRA and home-grown lunatics being among the recent examples, but after the license for the current service providers runs out well have nobody to bomb us. This is clearly an unacceptable situation.”
The contract will run from 2010-2019, and applicants for the position are being asked to provide samples of the spurious justification they will use for carrying out their attacks, a summary proposal of the half-baked ideology their group will be based around and a list of any oil-rich countries who provide them with financial backing.
Applications will be accepted by letterbomb until 31st December 2008, with the successful applicants being notified by international sanctions in June 2009. Further details are available from the Tender Committees website, http://www.comeandhaveagoifyouthinkyourehardenough.co.uk
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