This is a evil sibling version of this entry
Oh, and it’s yoinked from Karma Girl
The official instructions:
Go to Google and type “(your name) needs” with the quotation marks. Then pick the 5 funniest results. Copy and paste this into a new bulletin with your answers
But I’ve decided that 5 is boring. So, I’ve gone with 10.
William needs lifting and has to be tube fed (Well, not quite yet.)
william needs to give me details, but i’m actually looking forward to this … (Tough. You ain’t getting any. Nya, nya na nya NYA!!!)
WILLIAM NEEDS TO BE REMEMEBERED TODAY, TOMORROW AND FOR EVER! (Well, yeah. Damn straight I do.)
WILLIAM NEEDS LEGAL VOLUNTEERS and / or FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE ! (Possibly more of the latter.)
William needs this doll so he can learn how to be a good father some day. … (Not too sure about this one. Course, if the doll in question is Jewel State…)
William needs to collaboratively create and deliver a multimedia presentation that addresses the learning objectives (Now THAT’s a bit more like it.)
William needs assistance with the computer. (Erm, how does this foot pedal work?)
William needs his armor repaired (S’all right. I’ll use me sonic screwdriver (got the batteries today. Yay!))
William needs some instant success to try and build up his confidence. (What confidence?)
William needs to be aware however, of the needless hysteria he helps to create and feed off (This written by the DJ at kareoke?)
So, now it’s your turn. What does William want? What does William need?
Will
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