Answer type thingies in OD

  • Aug. 1, 2011, midnight
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Right. I said I’d do this today, so let’s get to it.

1) On my right shoulder, I have the Chinese for Serenity as a tattoo.

False. I do have a tattoo on my right shoulder, but it’s the Chinese for anti – war.

2) Amongst my all time favourite films are Godfather 1 and 2, The Dark Knight, Grease and Demolition Cop.

True. People are sometimes surprised by that, but it is true.

3) When I was a baby, I had to get skin grafts. The surgeon who did said grafts then gave plastic surgery to victims from Chernobyl.

True. It’s actually a bit of a funny story.

4) I used to have to wear an eye patch over one eye for at least one hour a day.

true. I had a squint in one eye, and had to cover up the strong eye to encourage the other one.

5) I have broken precisely 5 bones in my lifetime, none of these required me to wear a cast.

False. Three bones, no cast. but a sling a couple of times.

6) Names I have been called (non-insulting, non-swearing list): Virgil, Farmer Broon, Jesus, Silent Bob, Russell Brand, Batman, Blade Trinity.

True. Most in reaction to my hair/beard/coat.

7) The real reason I don’t shave is because I can’t be bothered with it in the morning.

True. Yes people, I genuinely am that fucking lazy.

8) I actually know how many people someone has to kill to be classed by the FBI as a serial killer, as well as the difference between a serial killer, spree killer and mass murderer.

True. Not for research, just cos that sort of thing is interesting to me. (The answer to the first part, BTW, is 4.)

9) I like all kinds of music but it surprises people to discover I am a fan of hip hop and rap.

True. I have very eclectic music tastes .

10) The worst job I ever held was in a cinema, the best in a call centre.

Flase. Flip them round.

11) The one thing that’ll put me off buying a book (apart from the words Dan Brown or Stephanie Mayer) is when the publishers don’t let you know what the book is about.

True. Mostly because I prefer buying books in an actual shop and would like to know what I’m buying.

12) I also have a habit of going into bookshops and putting books from a particuar series in chronological order.

True. Probably drives them nuts, but I really don’t understand why they don’t do that themselves.

13) I also have to use cutlery with handles made out of the same material. Anything else makes me uncomfortable.

True. One of my more OCD habits.

14) I won money on the Grand National as a kid and was forced to share my winnings with my siblings.

True, sadly. I only won about a tenner as well…

15) I think the last time I paid to see a film in the cinema was The Social Network, but I’m not too sure.

True. Most films I go to see on the big screen are free screenings.

Will

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