Would you like cheese with that whine? in OD

I WANT WORKING LAPTOP GORRAMNIT!

I want to be sat here, laptop on my lap, cigarette burning in the ashtray, music playing, bag of Hershey’s Kisses open (thanks honey!), Scrivener open, working on my novel for the application I have to submit.

(And ignoring the fact that the music festival that is on the day the novel is set has been cancelled this year and probably won’t return.)

Instead, I’m using my phone to bitch and whine here.

I WANT MY LAPTOP WORKING!

Will