This has been the best day ever ever ever!* in OD

This morning, I was called down to HR and informed that I was being made redundant at the end of the month.

Then, when I phoned my mum to tell her, she told me that my gran (who is in hospital and already on a do not treat list) asked yesterday if God was coming for her.

I have a load of booze and no work tomorrow. Guess what my plans for the night are?

So, how was your day?

Will

*This title may depend on your definition of best