Taradactyls song in Enlightenment

I was ass deep in a family size bag of kit kats, only pausing to eat a double portion of penne vodka (self care), when I decided to switch gears and take a hot coffee outside to smoke. Immediately my senses were accosted by thee loudest, most violent, and unidentifiable noise ive heard in my life that I can only describe as two taradactyls fighting to the death. I just lit my cigarette and listened to this symphony from hell and I wasn’t even bothered in the slightest. I wasn’t alarmed, and I just accepted this unnatural shrieking from the bowls of hell as the totally natural next thing ive walked right into. After the day I had, I have reached peak enlightenment.