14. in Survey Says

1- If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as? Ehhhm… I think I still have some giant faerie wings in my house, I guess I could be one of those on a moments notice.

2- What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer gas or charcoal grilling? Charcoal vs gas is an argument in my household actually. I like charcoal, but feel that the food retains that flavour too easily and can’t be used to great extent as leftovers, unless you want that charcoal flavour. So I’m both for and against…

And um… I don’t know. Bacon?

3- You are chosen to have lunch with the President. The condition is you only get to ask one question. What do you ask? I’d ask him… Who put the bop in the bop she bop, and are they related to the person who put the ram, in the ramalamadingdong.

4- It’s your first day of vacation, what are you doing? Drinking coffee, lounging on the deck chair.

5- What is your concession stand must-have at the movies? Usually a bottle of water and popcorn. I don’t love popcorn, but it’s a movie essential.

6-Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email? I see neither of these things, but before had a major spam filter and ad block I hated pop up ads more. Spam email can be funny sounding.

7- What do you think Captain Hook’s name was before he had a hook for a hand? Captain Grabby Hands

8- Rock, paper, or scissors? Spock.

9- How long was it from ‘the first date’ until the proposal of marriage? How long until the wedding? 11 years and counting… back off with your conventionalisms!

10- Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet? Too loud. I can always fix the too quiet, even if it’s just by me being weird and yelling things out loud.

11- What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person? Without question; honesty.

12- At the good old general store, what particular kind of candy would you expect to be in the big jar at the counter? Eye Candy ( ••) ( ••)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

13- What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city? The sign that says welcome to? I… don’t think we have landmarks.

14- Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than any other? I try to listen to all conversations… but motorcycles tend to do the trick.

15- How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test? Please! I totally nailed it.

16- If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose? $100 bills. No really… why not?

17- What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life? Pasta, I guess… or if we’re talking really unhealthy; potato chips!

18- You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second? So… I started with nothing, so why not try for the $500.

19- If you had to choose, which would you give up: cable TV, or DSL/cable internet? Cable… even though I don’t know how to find TV shows online, I know it’s possible, so it’s the smart one to go without. Plus I don’t watch a lot of TV anyways.

20- What is your highest level of education? Blues Clues!

21- How much is a gallon of gas in your city? What was the highest it’s been? Um, hang on… If I did my math correct (and that might be a big if) it’s probably around $5.36

22- What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid? I’m not sure I ever had a lunch box.

23- What would you rather have, a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur? A housekeeper… I just can’t keep up with it all myself.

24- Would you rather be trapped in an elevator, or stuck in traffic? Oh my god traffic. By far traffic. I’m not a total claustrophobe, but the idea of being stuck in a tiny box is not appealing to me whatsoever. Besides, in traffic you could listen to music still and get out if at all necessary.

25- Lets say a brick fell on your foot, and your kid is standing right next to you, what is your ‘cleaned up’ swear word? I’ve said it before and will say it again “HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL” And no… I don’t know why.