Well, shit... in Tales of Transhumanism

I’m one lucky motherfucker. Sort of.

Turns out, the court wasn’t for breach proceedings. No, it was because the previous sentence was deemed “unlawful” (for reasons I’m still unclear about).

The upshot of this is that my probation order and the unpaid work requirement have been quashed. All I have to do now is pay off a huge, fuck-off fine (£800! Are you fucking serious!!?) within the next few months and I’ll be free and clear.

So if anyone wants to lend me some money, that’d be great.

I’m only half-joking.