Fucked in Tales of Transhumanism
- Aug. 28, 2014, 8:14 a.m.
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Not sure if I’ve already written about this, but here goes anyway.
I broke my bail conditions. I didn’t mean to, but it happened. I’m due in court on the 1st of September to answer to the charges, and I have no lawful excuse, so I’m going to jail. This is assured. There’s no getting out of this.
I’ll get at least 90 days, with maybe a few weeks on top of that. This isn’t anything I’ve not done before; I’ve been in prison a few times, I’m truly sad to say, so I’ll be okay.
But… there it is. I’ll be going to prison on Monday, of that I have no doubt. So I won’t be here for a few months. I’m definitely going to be back, though, so don’t do anything stupid, admin, like delete my account for inactivity or whatever. I’ll be back soon.
It’s weird - I tried handing myself in yesterday and the cops told me I wasn’t wanted. I was a little confused, but then I got a letter in the post this morning saying I had to report to court on Monday. What a horrible few days it has been.
So… that’s that. I’ll see you all in a few months. Wish me luck.
AlexYourAlterEgo ⋅ August 28, 2014
Again, best of luck. I'm sorry that it worked out this way, but at least you had a tiny bit of notice. I'll still be here when you get out, looking forward to hearing from you again.
Who's Laughing Now? AlexYourAlterEgo ⋅ August 28, 2014
Nah, it's cool. And besides, nothing I ain't been through before. The only thing I really worry about is the fact that my girlfriend will miss me, just as I will miss her.
But no worries. A few months? Jesus, that'll pass in no time.
AlexYourAlterEgo Who's Laughing Now? ⋅ August 29, 2014
That's true. I am not in prison, but the idea of a few months stuck in Australia away from M and my dog was my idea of torture. Fast forward a bit and it's nearly 13 months now, and surprise surprise it didn't kill me.
Who's Laughing Now? AlexYourAlterEgo ⋅ August 29, 2014
When I get anxious about this, and I have been, I just think "Well, at least I'll be out before Rolf Harris", and that makes me relax, lulz.