M in Two chicks talking while having coffee

She met me at Starbucks. Current list of things happening in her life:

• her store manager boss guy gets 6 weeks vacation a year, so basically every few months he’s always gone. It pretty much makes her life hell because when he leaves the grocery store doesn’t effectively run. She’s 53 and can’t lift palettes in the back and apparently the lazy manager is too lazy to assist. She’s decided that she’s not going to give a shit the next two weeks until they decide it’s a big enough mess that it needs to be done.
• Her brother, the lazy 50 y.o. Man child who has never worked and lost a million dollars in Bitcoin because he’s a fucking dumbass, finally got rid of his $1000/mo huge ass truck he was leasing and just parking in their driveway. She’s been parking on the street for years. But now that he got rid of it, he’s using her car and now parking it in the driveway. 🙄
• The mom never makes the brother clean anything. So the mom screams all the time at her to clean the bathroom. So M decided she’s not going to. She told her brother and said hey, can you please clean the bathroom? His response, “I cleaned the toilet.” She said, “no, the entire thing.” He said, “maybe.” He literally just lays around all day.
• The guy friend, M, works, and I guess his son and ex wife that run the bakery, the ex wife is a fucking crazy person. That’s why he got mad at me for doing the Yelp review. He didn’t care. She just got pissed that their burnt ass food was online. It’s been more than a couple times. But okay. Anyway, M is annoyed that his wife doesn’t work, basically she’s made up how she doesn’t feel good for fifteen years and lays in bed. She doesn’t have a disability, nothing. (Not my problem)
• Her schizophrenic sister came over to do the laundry in their basement. The mom goes crazy whenever any laundry is out, so if you don’t do it all right away, then she ends up doing it and mixing it with the brothers clothes and then M can’t find it again.
• We went to home goods, she got new rugs and towels etc for the basement bathroom. She decided she’s using that one from now on and the brother can have the nasty dirty one upstairs that he refuses to clean.
• She’s been taking antidepressants. She thinks she’s taking too many because she’s been too chatty and upbeat. 😂

Last updated August 11, 2023