Court in Tales of Transhumanism

I'm in court for sentencing today. WIsh me luck; whilst I'm hopinh I'll be around later to write more, there's a possibility that I might be in jail. Luckily, this is the worst thing - if they go for my pre-sentence report, I'll be laughing... but there's still that fear, you know?

They had better not send me to prison. The train ticket to London was expensive as fuck.