Did I keep up with writing in here this year? No.
Do I care? Also no.
Have I successfully kept up with my New Years Resolution of NOT REARRANGING THE ITEMS IN THE DISHWASHER? Yes! I have. Gold star!
But. In the last 10 days I have suffered from a brutal pulled muscle in my neck, my period (and I have endometriosis so the pain was like 25/10), a vicious migraine, a urinary tract/kidney infection that came out of NOWHERE for literally NO REASON and landed me in the ER, and now the subsequent yeast infection from the UTI antibiotics.
I am super over all of this.
I want to take a week to just have zero contact with anybody. Zero responsibilities. Zero obligations. Zero emails, text messages, or phone calls.
I just want everyone and everything to FUCK OFF.
Is that too much to ask? Be your own boss, they said. It will be fun, they said.
JUST KIDDING you will never be your own boss because your bank account will always be your boss.
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